Monday, October 12, 2009

Not Me! Monday

It's that time again...time to admit, or not admit, all of the things I didn't do last week, which would be super embarrassing if I DID admit to them.

For example, I most certainly did NOT find Captain Chaos playing on top of the stove as I was helping ICE in the bathroom. I am far too responsible to let my 2 year old play unsupervised (NOTE: the stove hasn't been used in weeks, so it wasn't hot, not even close). 

I also did not buy 5 different dresses for my father in law's wedding, in the hopes that one would WOW my husband.  I'm very frugal, you know, and don't care what others think. Nor do I now need to return 4 of said dresses. That would simply be a waste of my shopping - I mean, lunch - time.

I did not wear high heels last week for the first time in at least 8 years, in preparation for the wedding, and curse every single step I took.  I am a very elegant woman who likes to dress up and wear nice things, and heels are just part of my daily routine having 3 children under 3.

I did not accidentally drop Captain chaos on the floor while dancing with him at the wedding. I'm a very careful mother, and I never would do anything silly like that.

And worst of all, I did not get shampoo directly into Captain Chaos' eyes yesterday when he wanted to take a shower while I was. He got in, I started shampooing my hair, and he looked up at the exact wrong moment, only to get it directly in his eyes. And I did not cry with him, feeling so terrible for the poor little guy. 

Phew, I feel much better getting all of those things that I did not do, off of my chest.

3 comments:

  1. I know what you mean about the high heels. The only time I'd worn them in my life was at high school dances. And now I can't even walk properly in them.

    I feel for you about the shampoo in your child's eyes. I haven't also done that and cried with my daughter too as I tried to get it out.

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  2. Gees, with small children I'm not sure why you wouldn't be wearing heels everyday, and certainly couldn't understand why you would be cursing.

    The last time I wore heels would not have been for my brother's wedding 6 yrs ago. After dragging them out of storage this summer, to see if they would go with the dress I was wearing to a college reunion, my step daughter did not kindly inform me they were "a little outdated." Um, yeah.

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