Monday, January 11, 2010

Wanted: Teething or Not

Tonight I learned, I have 3 hard-core criminals living under this roof. Well, not hard-core per-say, but in Mommyland, they would be considered hard-core.
Exhibit 1:

Every time the dishwasher opens, there is a little girl in a walker who runs, as fast as she can in her walker-running style, to get whatever she can out of that dishwasher. Preferrably dirty dishes, she steals them quicker than you can get to them, and runs away with them.

Exhibit 2:

Notice the two plates stolen (repeatedly) out of the dishwasher. Don't let that sweet and innocent face fool you...

this babe was busted tonight, red handed!

Then there is criminal #2 - he goes by Snot nose Sam on the streets of this town, mostly due to the fact that he is either constantly teething, or sick with some sort of cold he got lord knows where. When left not alone, but unsupervised for less than 2 minutes, he vandalized a very crappy kitchen table, that mother of said criminals was actually very fond of.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I give you exhibit C:

Yes, those very teeth marks on my table are from Snot Nose Sam, who, when I asked him what he was eating at dinner time, responded "The Table". At least he's an honest criminal.

And last but not least, we have the Snowball thrower, who harrasses and throws snowballs at innocent mommies all over the driveway.

Yes indeed folks, it's a wonder that their antics haven't been reported before (in all honesty, they would have been blogged about sooner but this slacker mommy has been too busy...chasing teething criminals around the house, trying to protect furniture). They're lucky they are cute.

1 comment:

  1. That is so funny and so true. I think my kids are part criminal at times too! LOL.

    Thank you for you comments while I have been MIA.